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Tweak: “There were 17 flies in here last night.”

Me: “That’s a lot.”

Tweak: “After you unloaded groceries, you forgot to shut the door.”

Me: “Why didn’t you remind me?”

Tweak: “I was too busy ignoring you.”

Me: “I think a group of flies is called a LORD.”

Tweak: “I think 17 flies in your kitchen is called a DISGRACE.”

Me: “Well, did you take care of them?”

Tweak: “I gave them a beverage and showed them your Werther’s.”

Me: “You’re an enabler.”

Tweak: “I’m a genius.”

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16 June 2014, “Tolerating Tweak.”

“17 Flies” – Illustrations by Susie Winnie Morrison.