“Tweak.”

“Mrow.”

“Tweak?”

“Mrow.”

“TWEAK!”

“……………”

Me: “Tweak, I’m having the biggest party of the year today. You can’t just suddenly stop talking! You don’t exist if you go silent.”

Tweak: “Mrow.”

Me: “You’ll be like Bugs Bunny’s singing frog!”

Tweak: “Mrow.”

Me: “Hello my baby, hello my honey…”

Tweak: “………”

Me: “Gah. You’re killing me, Tweak. This is your moment to shine. Use your words.”

Tweak: “Toy boat.”

Me: “Ass.”

Tweak: “Red leather, yellow leather.”

Me: “Hole.”

Tweak: “Your mom.”

Me: “You’re going to be a long day.”

26 July 2014, “Tolerating Tweak”