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Me: “Stop sharpening your claws on my belly.”

Tweak: *purrs*

Me: “Seriously, I dreamed I was being attacked by giant insects.”

Tweak: *purrs, sharpens some more*

Me: “In Japan.”

Tweak: *pauses, squints*

Me: “Your claws are Samurai blades.”

Tweak: *smiles, sharpens like she’s in training for Benihana*

Me: “On Mothra.”

Tweak: *drools*

Me: “What-uh? You sink I beesh-uh too many time?”

Tweak: “You did not just say that.”

Me: “Would you like flies with that?”

Tweak: “How do you have any friends?”

*rakes harakiri across my sternum*

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15 June 2014, “Tolerating Tweak”

Today’s episode comes complete with visual aids.                             Illustrations by Susie Winnie Morrison.                            

Tolerating Tweak – “Mothra”