Tweak: “What’s that?”

Me: “You know what this is.”

Tweak: “Come on, just say it.”

Me: “Cream. It’s cream.”

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Tweak: “Can I have some?”

Me: “You know that answer to that, too.”

Tweak: “GIVE ME SOME CREAM!!”

Me: “It makes you throw up.”

Tweak: “So it’s like online dating?”

 

I stir my coffee.

 

Me: “Desperation makes you mean.”

Tweak: “How come you can have cream and I can’t?”

Me: “Because I have thumbs.”

Tweak: “How come you can have thumbs and I can’t?”

Me: “For online dating.”

 

I stir.

 

Me: “You want some cream?”

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Tweak: “I’d love some.”

 

19 June 2014, “Tolerating Tweak.”