Me, checking the weather on my phone: “I don’t know what to wear today.”
Tweak, licking the white fur on her front leg: “Yeah, that’s a real problem.”
Me: “You don’t understand. It’s hot and humid outside, but my office at work is freezing.”
Tweak, rolling onto her back and nibbling the future of a hairball on her belly: “I don’t know how you can stand the pressure every day.”
Me: “If I wear shorts, It’ll be cold when I teach. But if I wear long pants, I’ll be sweating the rest of the time.”
Tweak, chewing her toe: “It’s like Sophie’s choice.
I pull out a pair of black shorts from the dresser, set them on the bed. I reach into the closet for long pants, turn back to find Tweak in rapid S-contortions, having a furgasm on my black shorts.
Me: “I guess I’ll wear long pants.”
Tweak: “You’re welcome.”
17 June 2014, “Tolerating Tweak”
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Tolerating Tweak — “Furgasm”
Illustrations by Susie Winnie Morrison
I changed the time zone. This is a test. Do not adjust your set.
Oh, if I don’t type in my info, I’m just “anonymous”… I see how it works. Anyhow, I seem to be in that zone now, too… good news! 😉
Yee hah!
If you click on the photo, does it not expand to screen size?
It should… here’s another question: what time-zone do you & Shelly live in, where it’s already after 5 pm? The one mentioned in the Alan Jackson song?
Love the illustrations too but why are they so small. Do they live somewhere else?